Max: Earl, Earl! I made your favourite, red velvet.Įarl: My little cupcake, brought me a cupcake. Max: Oh, sorry I didn't realise you were on break. Max: And that ladies, is how you treat a waitress. Hipster 1: The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one. And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service, I think this is the sound that drys up my vagina. You have tattoos to piss off your dad, my dad doesn't know he's my dad. I wear knit hats when it's cold out, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay. No, hipster, do not think we are on the same team. Max: Is that annoying? Is that obnoxious and rude? Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working? Oh wait, you don't have a job, I'm sorry. Hey, when you get a second, stop looking at my boobs. Transcript Opening Scene: At the diner, Max is serving customers. Original air date USA: 19th September 2012 Writer: Michael Patrick King, Whitney Cummings o Ĭreator: Michael Patrick King, Whitney Cummings This is a transcript for S01E01 of 2 Broke Girls.

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